This is when I wonder why I bother

Me: I'm taking you & Layla to see Horton Hears a Who at The Fox Theatre this weekend - it's a fancy theatre

Mia: But I've already seen Horton Hears a Who already at a theater

Yeah but not at a fancy theatre where the ceiling changes color!

But I've seen it at a theater already! Papa took me!

I know but the ceiling looks just like the sky and goes from night to day. It's a really cool theatre.

BUT I'VE SEEN IT ALREADY IN A THEATER! I'VE SEEN IT ALREADY!

My mom: This is why her friends don't talk to her sometimes.