To the evil clothing coordinators at Target

How I loathe thee. Why must you place the bathing suit collection at the front door? It taunts me and reminds me that I never have nor ever will be able to pull off a string bikini. And yet, I am drawn to it. It takes a lot of will power to avoid it and not start pulling suits off the rack to try on. I desperately want to yet I know it will only end in heartache.

Damn you Target. Damn you.