This is how 5 years olds get hurt

Ok, I know there's a perspective on this photo and it's not what it appears but at first glance, it looks like I'm going to have to introduce this kid to the backside of my hand. He's way too young to have to deal with an angry father, that's for when he's 15, so I haven't shown this photo to Chuck yet. Yet. If we lose our soccer game tonight, I may reconsider.