Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Tips for happy camping

Tip #1: Make sure you pack as much crap as you can fit in your car. Don't be afraid of trapping your child in. Give them a pillow to block the tower of crap and they'll be just fine. Trust me.
Tip #2: Bring glow sticks for the kids but bring more than you think you need. They will go through an entire box in one night if you let them.

Tip #3: When going fishing, be sure to be at a lake with actual fish in it. Five year olds tend to get a little pissy when standing around for long periods of time without a tangible reward.

Tip #4: Swimming is good when the tent turns into an easy bake oven.

Tip #5: Listen to your wife when she tells you that the tarp goes under the tent.

1 comment:

Marcie said...

Hahahahaha!!! A good time was had by all, but those are extremely good tips!